Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, see? Orphans don't have parents. Mother's Day and Father's Day are special days to celebrate your parents. If you don't have parents, you don't get those days, so the year is shorter for them. I know you are not the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is very simple logic.
Eli
Um it's Father's day