INS jokes

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?

Fitting in.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.