INS jokes
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!