INS jokes
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.