INS jokes
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.