INS jokes
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”