INS jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...