INS jokes

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.

I got in a cage fight.

The hamster didn't know what hit him!

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.

Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”