INS jokes
You live in the airport.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Me in group photo:
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.