INS jokes

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RCXD.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.

Why do orphans do so well in life?

When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.