INS jokes
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?