Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Unexpected Child Benefits
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. The joke is funny because the dude blacks out and wakes up to find out he might be a father, even though he never wanted kids. It's playing on the fear of unexpected parenthood after a night of drinking and a blackout. Now, here's a fun fact: you're probably not getting enough fiber in your diet. Time to step up your game, buddy.
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🦄 Entity
not until now