INS jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!