INS jokes
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.