INS jokes
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!