INS jokes

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"