INS jokes
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!