INS jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.