INS jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
When you put the highest setting in the vibrator
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.