INS jokes

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

What is the difference between a human being in the car?

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Christmas special

Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?

Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?

Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.

Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.

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