INS jokes
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.