INS jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”