INS jokes
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!