INS jokes
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...