INS jokes

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.

Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?

He got caught playing with his Privates!

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.