INS jokes
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
I wish my friends would give me this shirt
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!