INS jokes
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.