INS jokes
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!