INS jokes
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.