INS jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Hollow Knight Meme
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.