Toilet Paper Roadblock

This is a classic pun. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'crack.' It's funny because we expect the toilet paper to have trouble crossing the road like a person would, but it actually got stuck in a literal crack like an object.

• Toilet Paper
• Road
• Butt
• Crack
• Cross
• Bathroom

• Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
• Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
• What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
• Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chicken's ass!