INS jokes

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

Why does Hitler hate golf?

He would end up in a bunker!