INS jokes
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.