INS jokes
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.