why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
What heppened when the American broke his arm...
He went broke
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
a man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion. maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
