Injury jokes

What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?

The finish line at the Boston marathon.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""

"You stabbed my brother!"

"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.

A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.

Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.

My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"

What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice.

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."

So I stabbed him.

Now we wait...

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose.”

What's brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."