Injury jokes
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Memes
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."