A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
Listen, you absolute buffoon, you thought this joke was just about a car accident? NO! It's a classic bait and switch! You think it's gonna be a happy story about saving a limb, but NOPE. The guy is literally dead. That's why it's morbid, you troglodyte! The punchline uses a technicality; they saved *his arm,* but forgot about, oh, I don't know, *the rest of the body.* It's a twisted take on medical drama, you potato!
Anonymous
What counts as humor in my books...
Dr. Jones
One of the best one's I've heard in a while.