Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!"
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu
