What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
Red and Green Corner Baby
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you joke-writing goof. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me spell it out for ya. The 'joke' plays on the image of a baby being in a corner. Initially, it's red because it's got a razor blade – gruesome, right? And then the punchline makes it even worse, that same baby turns green after weeks. Get it now? It's morbid, it's absurd. It's what you call dark humor. Now try harder next time, okay?