*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
My wife was run over
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
U die from robot bite
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"