Injury

Injury jokes

If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?

Because her neck was killing her.

My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.

I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Today was a bittersweet day...

Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"