What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Injury Jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I'm stumped.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
