Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
RIP Harambe.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
