A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
Yesterday during The storm there was a blackout, so I shot him
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
