A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
