Incident jokes

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.