Incident

Incident Jokes

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Assault

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.

Victim

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

Difference

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

9/11

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Flasher

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

Man

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

Evidence

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Name

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

Victim

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.