Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
My son said he burnt food on accident so I told him he was an accident
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
When you realize the shuttle blew up. Then you realize your on the shuttle.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
