Incident jokes
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.