In common jokes
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.