In common jokes
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.