In common jokes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!