What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal’s, criminal’s are wanted
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
