In common jokes
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.