In common jokes
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.