In common jokes
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.