In common jokes
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.