In common jokes
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.