In common

In common jokes

Hairline

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Math

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

Nun

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

Eagle

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Glory Hole

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Water

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Woman

What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Whore

What do condoms and whores have in common?

Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.

Emo

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.

Sex

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

Dick

Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

A. They're both really short.

Shark

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

Cancer

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.

Baby

What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.

Blowjob

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

Tampon

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Orphan

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.