In common jokes
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!