Im jokes

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.

I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?

I'm ta ping it, some ting won.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

What is a necrophiliac's safe word?

"I'm alive!"

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.