Im jokes

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

I'm sorry m8.

I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me: Then which one are you?

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

My dog died. I'm so sad.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

I'm Tall.