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  • Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

    Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

    Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead. This joke is about an orphan and a police officer. The cop thinks he's being helpful by offering to take the orphan home, but the orphan is all like, "Duh, I don't have a home, that's why I'm an orphan." The cop realizes he screwed up and is all, "My bad, guess I don't need to take you anywhere." You probably didn't get this joke because you're as sharp as a marble, but hey, at least you're trying.

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