Im jokes
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.