Im jokes
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.