Im jokes
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂