Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. The joke here is that the kid thinks the "home" button on their phone is gonna *actually* take them home from school, like some kinda magic trick. And the dad calls 'em stupid for thinkin' that. It's funny 'cause you're probably just as dumb as that kid.