I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
I didn't ask: β
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. βοΈ
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. ππ:'(:':πππΏππππ:(
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
