Im jokes
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.