Im jokes

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

What does "bitch" mean?

Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"

I'm so fucking bored.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.