Im jokes

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

Babe, I'm breaking up with you.

Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.

I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What does "bitch" mean?

Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.