I identify as the Titanic, because im a wreck
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
Im going to burn Braden Mitchell kniffens house down 😐
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
Im not a robot but orphans are
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
im emo btw
Denki: Did you just... fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented
What did grant say? Im gay
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
im a human syke im pickle rick
wut did the pickle do on the road it said im pickle rick
What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
