Im Jokes

I be ready to commit suicide. But when it comes to jumping out my window im scared ash

babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow

im so fucking bored

what does B**** mean son asked father father said it mean your handsome son said ok your a B**** father of course not im not a B****

osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better

one day im walking and i saw josh b he sucking balls and marco jump and we got earthquick and i say yamate

i hate people that hate life me at the same time: is cutting self at night

hides scars* acts like im fine* hehe

So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin

homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell

"IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE"

when someone calls you gay say im straight straighter than your hairline

Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex

Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)

huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens

The tables Im my class are strait but I can’t say the same thing for you’re hairline

egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .