Im jokes

Babe, I'm breaking up with you.

Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What does "bitch" mean?

Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.