Im Jokes

im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable

im fucking retarted

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

"wanna hear a construction joke" "yeah sure" "wait im still working on it"

I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why

Im dead😂💀💀

im gay

Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!

there was man, who had just moved from a foreign country. he just moved into his apartment, and was watching his favorite TV shows. the first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him "sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. the man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." the cop said, "sir, what did you use." and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all i use is forks and knives." after that, the cop said, "sir, im going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" the screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

im autistic and i find these so funny

Well im off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?

Because im actually a guy :-)

i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim

I Didnt ask:❌️

Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️