Im jokes

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Orphan: Help, I'm lost.

Someone: Wears your parents.

Orphan: >:(

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

I'm a human.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I'm dead inside.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!