Im jokes

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

I'm a human.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Connor: Hi Mom.

Mom:

Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!

I'm the joke, bitch.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

I'm dead inside.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.