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Im jokes

Caillou

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Reboot

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

Memes

Orphan

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Height

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Kid

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

Gun

AR-15: Who are you?

Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.

PSG

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Hide-and-seek

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Mom

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Burden

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

Obsession

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.