I identify as the Titanic, because im a wreck
What do you call it when a man named ned works at panera bread
Panera Ned
Im on a roll with my jokes rn
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
Im going to burn Braden Mitchell kniffens house down 😐
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
Im not a robot but orphans are
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
Denki: Did you just... fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented
im emo btw
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
