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Im jokes

Life

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Floor

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Memes

Lung

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Plastic

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Depression

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Jail

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

Water

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Doctor

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."