Im jokes

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta.

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

What did the pickle do on the road?

It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"

I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

I'm emo, by the way.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.