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Noose

    • Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

    Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

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    • Einstein

    • Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

    Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

    Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

    To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

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    • Blood

    • Guys, I'm back...

    Here's my joke:

    What is blue and red all over?

    Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

    Meat

    • Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

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    • Body

    • How do you make a body disappear?

    You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

    P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

    Dad

    • Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."