Screen time jokes

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.