Screen time jokes

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.