Screen time jokes

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.